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Crikey, He's an Old One!!
Written on 2002-08-11, at 1:43 a.m.

dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

1 Bag Sour Gummi Worms

1 Philly Cheese Steak Wrap

1 Pint Apple Juice

7 Mozzarella Cheesesticks

1 Caesar Salad

1/2 Order Crab Alfredo

1 Bud Light


John Live*

I ask you, is this the face of a 24 year-old?

Please, don't answer that.

*Not at all live...


Dear Steve Irwin,
        You...are insane. And I don't say this in jest...you really are a certifiable loony. I suppose I've always known this, but having never really watched one of your "Crocodile Hunter" shows, I wasn't aware of the actual depths of your insanity. Until tonight, when in a moment of boredom, I tuned into your NBC special, and watched, slack-jawed, as you giddily pranced around the feeding ponds of 15-foot long crocodiles. This behavior is more suited to manic depressives, upon finally realizing the un-scalable depths of sorrow that has become their life, and not for middle-aged Australian caricatures. Please, you frighten me.

                                                                      Crikey,

                                                                            -John


In just three days, I will be twenty-four years old.

I could get depressed...

I could get bitter...

I could go on a rant about this...

And, oh...I will.

It's not so much the fact that I'm 24, it's more in the fact that this is it...I'm nearly a quarter of a century old.

And what do I have to show for it?

Well...

Good friends?

Yes.

Self-worth?

Yes.

Healthy finances?

Yes.

Fabulous job?

Yes.

College Degree?

Back up there...

Ok, so...I haven't graduated from Community College yet, but hey...What's another few years, eh?

And as for a boyfriend?

Ah well...I'm content for now.

Tomorrow night we'll be having my birthday party at Café Tu Tu Tango, my favorite restaurant ever.

Ok, so.....Nate just said...

"John, you're 25 years old...almost 50...you're a TROLL!"

Eh...who knows...perhaps tomorrow, some boy will just fall right into my lap.

But then again, isn't that right where you want them to be?

Be well...

-JOHN-


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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