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Crikey, He's an Old One!!
Written on 2002-08-11, at 1:43 a.m.

dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

1 Bag Sour Gummi Worms

1 Philly Cheese Steak Wrap

1 Pint Apple Juice

7 Mozzarella Cheesesticks

1 Caesar Salad

1/2 Order Crab Alfredo

1 Bud Light

John Live*

I ask you, is this the face of a 24 year-old?

Please, don't answer that.

*Not at all live...

Dear Steve Irwin,
        You...are insane. And I don't say this in jest...you really are a certifiable loony. I suppose I've always known this, but having never really watched one of your "Crocodile Hunter" shows, I wasn't aware of the actual depths of your insanity. Until tonight, when in a moment of boredom, I tuned into your NBC special, and watched, slack-jawed, as you giddily pranced around the feeding ponds of 15-foot long crocodiles. This behavior is more suited to manic depressives, upon finally realizing the un-scalable depths of sorrow that has become their life, and not for middle-aged Australian caricatures. Please, you frighten me.



In just three days, I will be twenty-four years old.

I could get depressed...

I could get bitter...

I could go on a rant about this...

And, oh...I will.

It's not so much the fact that I'm 24, it's more in the fact that this is it...I'm nearly a quarter of a century old.

And what do I have to show for it?


Good friends?




Healthy finances?


Fabulous job?


College Degree?

Back up there...

Ok, so...I haven't graduated from Community College yet, but hey...What's another few years, eh?

And as for a boyfriend?

Ah well...I'm content for now.

Tomorrow night we'll be having my birthday party at Café Tu Tu Tango, my favorite restaurant ever.

Ok, so.....Nate just said...

"John, you're 25 years old...almost 50...you're a TROLL!"

Eh...who knows...perhaps tomorrow, some boy will just fall right into my lap.

But then again, isn't that right where you want them to be?

Be well...


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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