MEMO

To: All_of_Humanity

Re: Proper Spelling of "Lose"

To whom it may concern,

                   The word is spelled "lose", not "loose". 
                    L-O-S-E is the spelling, and that is it.
                    No exceptions. No double vowels.
                    To lose ones socks is to misplace them.
                    To loose ones socks is to unleash their
                    awesome power on an unsuspecting world.
                    And being the one misplacing said socks
                    makes you, simply, a loser. 

_End Memo

-JOHN-