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Written on 2002-07-17, at 10:38 p.m.

dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

1 Grande Caramel Frappacino

1 Pint Apple Juice

1 Bowl Chili

1 Foot-Long Honey Mustard Sub

1 Bag Chips


John Live*

*Not at all live...


Below is a transcript of the conversation that Danny and I had today at work.

We play this little game of E-mail tag on occasion, because, well...we're idiots.

Phone numbers and e-mail addresses have been edited to protect the not-so-innocent office dwellers.

Keep in mind that he doesn't work for Universal, and is somewhere miles and miles away from me.

Also, I can amazingly do this while still being uber-productive.

Instant Messenger, be damned.

Also...this looked nice at one time, but when I had to edit something, Diaryland pissed all over my nicely placed paragraph breaks, so...blame them if I've missed any...


Bonjour!

Nice away message last night. How was your evening?

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 10:13 AM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Bonjour...

Damn Printer won't work.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 10:17 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

What printer?

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 10:24 AM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

My network printer.

It wasn't printing for any of us.

So I called the IS Help Desk.

They made me go through all the schematics to find the network drive, blah blah blah...

Then they said, "Oh, just turn it off, and then turn it back on."

And it worked.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 10:34 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

story of my life. that happens once a week here. we turn call The Help Desk, They say..Turn it off, then back on. We turn it off, then back on, and then a week later we call again.

I have to pee but theres this guy in the bathroom, and hes really loud if you know what i mean. I cant do it with all the noise going on.

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 11:17 AM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

STUPID COMPUTERS.

I think that Information Services has cameras all around the park, and they just sit back and laugh when they tell us to do ridiculous things to fix our problems.

The printer stopped working again, so this time they told me to turn it off, AND unplug it...since there can be "phantom power" hiding inside it.

So I crawled behind the file cabinet, covered in dust, to unplug it.

And after all that, it's working again.

Probably because they got tired of toying with me, and flipped a switch to turn it back on.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 11:23 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

Phantom Power huh.

I hate when they get all technical.

So jason is dying....Soemthing about his chest. Im worried! Regardless,Someones birthday is coming up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you want?

TELL ME YOU BITCH!

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 11:26 AM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Oh God...

I want...a pony.

Or something else to ride.

No, I don't want anything, except to be 19 again.

Oooh, 19.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 11:28 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I don't know about the pony.

Something else to ride could be quite possible.

AS far as being 19 again...

Consider it done *crosses fingers*

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 11:33 AM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Do you know what I love most about my job?

There's a Starbucks in the park now.

Like, 200 feet from my office.

Mmm...Caramel Frappacino's....

Starbucks and Cinnabon, all within 5 minutes of my desk.

I may well move into my cubicle.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 11:45 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

where is it? in new york?

You could also drive around a brand new toyota and year round you would enjoy grinchmas, mardi gras, and halloween horror nights. So you would save on a christmas tree, airfare to new orleans, and that nasty candy that
people give out on halloween.

just think, with all the money you save, you could buy more dvds.

Speaking...of DVDs. I keep singing the line "Bit by bit Putting it together.....were just as happy as babies can be...and i thiiiink its was BET-UH when i didnt knowwwww.

I guess im on a ruthie kick.

I hear she did a concert in liverpool a few weeks ago...We should've gone.

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 11:52 AM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Yes, it's on the corner in the New York area...inside Louie's restaurant.

And they won't be throwing out any candy this year at Halloween Horror Nights, since we aren't having a parade.

Also, I've been singing "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown" all morning.

While cursing at Informatin Services.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 11:59 AM
To: John
Subject: RE:

for all we have to do is win just one more game, and the championship is ours.

Did i tell you what were playing in the new revamped curtains up?

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 12:04 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Some of it...

But it's lunchtime, then I have to take Shrek to meet some disinterested people.

Wow, my job is so strange.

I'll be back around 2.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 12:05 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

mmmmm ditto to that, minus the whole shrek thing..

I'll be here at one.

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 1:32 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Wow...

What a disaster that was.

I hate Marketing people.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 1:35 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

i love marketing!

I'm back now..and if you want to talk about disasters, you should see my supplier profiles, and mydesk for taht matter.

Someone keeps moving my moose.

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 1:37 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Moose?

And squirrel?

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 1:46 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

calm down natasha.

Yes moose. Attached is the photo.

I have a stuffed moose that sits at my desk and someone keeps walking by my desk and they hide it, or move it. Friday i found a piece of copy paper with the moose copied onto it. Someone smashed the moose into the copy machine and then put the paper on my desk, as if it was some sort of ransom note. it stated, "Where theres smoke, theres fire" I then found the moose an hour later inside the fire extinguisher house container thing.

I was so excited, someone had actually played a game with me!

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 1:55 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Ok, so...It's a .bmp image, and I apparently don't have MSPaint on this machine...

I'll have to send it home, and look at it there.

I'm working on an event that happens sometime in 2003...that just seems strange to me.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 2:00 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I've been working on trips well into june 2003 now.

It seems so odd that people want to pay for things now when they could do it 300 days from now.

i tried changing the moose to a jpeg or gif but it didn't work.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 2:03 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

actually...send it to my AOL address.

Tomorrow...I'm doing a party at IOA.

With a lute player.

I wasn't even aware that people have used lutes since the medieval times.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 2:08 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

lol.

I knew there were lute players out there. I just figured it was only for the renaissance fair...and of course, parties at IOA.

Where do you get a lute player anyway?

I just had a woman named Unabyrd call me.

That's right, Unabyrd.

I don't understand parents.

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 2:10 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Maybe they thought they would be having twins.

Doublebyrd.

And I don't even know...I don't have his contract in front of me.

"Lutes-R-Us"?

Also...have you ever seen Hardrive's Dino-Stilt?

It's amazing.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 2:27 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

what does one use a dino stilt for?

And her mothers name is unabyrd.

So if she is UnaByrd II, doesnt that cancel her out?

Did I tell you what were playing in curtains up?

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 2:31 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

One uses a Dino-Stilt for events in Jurassic Park.

I'm going to name my child Frappacino.

Or...I don't know...Cinnabon.

Also, I'm not going to kill myself.

Apparently everyone thinks I am because of my away message.

It's. A. Song.

Anyway...Staff Meeting...I'll be back in like an hour or so.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 2:38 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

thats the first thing i thought.

and you still havnt answered whether or not i have told you what were playing for curtains up!

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 4:03 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Nyup...

Wunderbar meeting.

We had cake.

Tell me about Curtains Up : Partie DEUX

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 4:30 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

i just had a 30 second conversation with 92.5 "The River"'s DJ. I thought i was talking to an agent...Turns out it was her hold music.

Wunderbar? Like the cheese?? Or like Mandy Patinkin.

So-Curtains up

Picture it- Velma Kelly. 3 words.

All

That

Jazz.

Were also doing other selections from chicago, producers, mama mia, pippen, joseph, j.c.s, and much more. Im so excited.

Start the car..I know a whoopie spot..Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot...

Or as Bebe would say....Where the gin is cold but the Pee-ah-no-is -hot.

Shes so annunciated. And whats with Ann. My god, she sounds constipated as hell.

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 4:56 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

92.5 the what? For whom?

Like, the German word, Wunderbar.

Not the song from "Kiss Me, Kate"

What are you doing tonight?

Besides Jason.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:06 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

birthday shopping.

gap and dtd (down town disney)

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:12 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

For...his birthday?

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:16 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

no, his is in october

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:17 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Whos then?

Oh...Tanya's?

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:19 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

oh for GODS SAKES.

Tanya's is in January.

YOURS.

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:20 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

My birthday is a month away.

Why would you go now.

And Gap?

I don't need anything from there.

=)

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:20 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

no gap for you.

ok.

nothing for you

Im the birthday nazi now.

IM going to gap for myself. and then b-day shopping.

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:21 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Avec?

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:22 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

jason.

ming nah

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:23 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Of course.

Should we set a date for sometime in 2009, or will you have to watch the kids that night?

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:28 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

ill have to call a sitter.
say 9? 9:30?

or we could set a date for this week. that might be easier..jerk

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:30 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Let's say 9:30, and make it your beeswax to be there at 9:30.

But it can't go too long...I already have something at 11.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:30 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

dammit..i wish i could send the moose picture now

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:33 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Send it to my computer at home...

I don't know what I'm doing...

Nate and I wanted to go to Key West, but we were both put on some game show filming.

They're shooting the new "Beat The Clock" here, and Nate's going to be PA-ing, and I'm going to be coordinating...something.

I just go where I'm told.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:34 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

key west when?

im going in august i think.

and since you do what youre told....Go home- GO JOHN- Go home!!!!

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:36 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

I am, in about 1/2 an hour.

Hey! Did you hear about Epcot?

It's closed.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:36 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

for what? renovations?

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:38 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

No...some transformer blew, and the entire back-of-house went out, as well as parts of the park, stopping daily operations.

Our VP was talking about it in staff today...apparently it may be closed for 2-3 days...

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

-----Original Message-----
From: Danny
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:38 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

there's a first.

i thought it was supposed to be technologically advanced...cant Ellen fix it?

Daniel Loranca
Group Sales Associate
US Airways Vacations

-----Original Message-----
From: Martz, John (UO)
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 5:39 PM
To: Danny
Subject: RE:

Ok ok ok...my boss is shoving me out the door to go home..

Ciao for today dear.

John Martz
Coordinator, Entertainment Production
Universal Orlando
407.xxx.xxxx - Office
407.xxx.xxxx - Pager

 

 

 


And as long as I'm being lazy and not making a real update, here's a little
something between Adam and I...

Shou1000: so roy tells me it's national nude day
TresFabuleux: Really? And here I was naked without a purpose.
Shou1000: you're not naked
TresFabuleux: I am.
Shou1000: you're on the computer!
TresFabuleux: Well...not physically.
Shou1000: gosh.
Shou1000: it's like being naked on the phone.
TresFabuleux: Well, again...not physically.
TresFabuleux: Because then you'd need lots of wet-naps.
Shou1000: just...yeah...


Be well...

-JOHN-


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