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Ohno He Didn't!
Written on 2002-03-14, at 1:51 p.m.
dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

3 Cadbury's Mini-Eggs

1 Pint Orange Juice

Part of a balanced breakfast.

John Live*


Oh, yes.

*Not at all live

That's him.

That's my boyfriend.

Apolo Ohno.

I exploited my high level contacts at "The Sunglass Hut" to obtain that poster, though as soon as he can, he'll be coming to me, and I won't need it.

Because again, he's my boyfriend.

We're just waiting for this whole "Olympics" thing to die down before making it official.

And you know, he's just head over heels for me, he writes all the time.

Why, just the other day, he sent me a "restraining order", whatever that is.

It was so cute, he had signed it twice, and there were all these big legal words in it, like "indictment", and "felony".

He's so smart.

Be well...


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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