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I'm Not an Actress, Not Yet a Porn Star.
Written on 2002-03-02, at 2:09 a.m.
dizboy’s disturbing daily diet…

1 Bacon, Egg, Cheese Sandwich

1 12-oz. Coke

1 Cup Baked Potato Soup

1 Turkey O’Toole

John Live*

“He’s the guy with the creepy eyes…”

*Not at all live

The other night, Tracy, Adam and I went out to the movies.

Nay, not just to any movie…

To “Crossroads”.

Yes, starring the internationally hailed method actress, Britney Spears.

Usually, I’ll be the first person to get annoyed at people who talk through a movie, but this time, I was that person.

We sat there, remarking on every aspect of the film, working out the entirety of the plot in the first few minutes.

It was very much like “Mystery Science Theater 3000”.

Only, without the talking robots.

Why do some of these people think that they have some business on the screen?

Just because you’re good at one thing doesn’t necessarily make you good at another.

For example, I like Ray Charles’ music, but I don’t think I’d want to fly transcontinental with him in the cockpit.

And given the fact that some crossovers are successful, i.e. Cher, Will Smith, that just fuels the idea that anyone who can hack it in front of a microphone will shine in front of a movie camera.

Not so.

Because for every “Moonstruck”, there will always be a “Spice World.”

Be well…


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