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Written on 2002-02-03, at 3:31 a.m.
dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

2 Quarter Pound Double Stacks w/Cheese

10 Chicken Nuggets

1/2 Bag Cheddar Cheese and Sour Cream Chips

4 Smirnoff Ices

4 Deceptively Strong Jell-O Shots

8 Cigarettes


John Live*

I really am a happy person, though I always seem to have a thoughtful scowl in these pictures...

*Not at all live


Noticing a strange scent in my room today, I went about inspecting the nooks and crannies to see what it could be.

I finally got a good idea that the scent was coming from the area of my nightstand.

Actually, the top drawer of my nightstand.

Now, I know that gay men read this diary.

And I know that a good number of them know exactly what is kept in the top drawer of a gay man's nightstand.

So I was a little apprehensive.

Opening the drawer, I found the cause of the scent.

A bottle of flavored lube had fallen over, and was leaking, filling the air with it's aroma.

My bedroom smells like strawberry-kiwi sex.

Goody.

Be well...

-JOHN-


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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