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Rip Van Homo.
Written on 2002-01-31, at 4:54 p.m.
dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

Unless toothpaste counts, then nothing.


John Live*

Best. Pants. Ever.

Ooooooh, nipples.

*Not at all live

I've just slept for 13 hours.

And Adam is moving back to Florida.

Let me point out that those are two totally unrelated statements.

In the style of the Subway "Clay Henry" song:

It’s Adam, just Adam.

He traveled way up north for school,
Where the straight boys shout about how Cocks rule.

Adam, just Adam.

He’s living there at USC,
Studying hard and eating Wendy….’s.

Adam, just Adam.

But now he’s heading back down south,
Where he’ll have…to…um…

Hey, I tried.

I think that perhaps I would have continued to sleep long through the say had I not been awakened by violent yelling and things being tossed around.

Leading me to believe that either my new neighbors show their love my sparring ninja style, or the volleyball game going on outside had taken a dark, dark turn.

Yet another reason that this complex is both vexing, AND agitating.

And that's pretty bad.

I've come to think that the dumpster is emptied only once a month, as there are time you can go out there, and see a towering mountain of discarded furniture and refuse.

Next to my parking spot, there is an anthill, once a small and struggling pile of sand.

Now, due to a mixture of insufficient pest control, and it being "Spawn-as-much-as-possible" year for red ants, the mound is now up for sovereign nation status at the UN.

Sovereign...that's tough to spell...

"I" before "E", except after "C"?

Yeah, and about 25,000 other words also.

It's time to get dressed, find some food, and do something productive with the remainder of my day.

Like, watching the "Simpsons Hour" on Fox 35.

Be well...


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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