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dizboy's Domicile
Written on 2002-01-26, at 3:25 a.m.
dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

1 Peanut Butter PowerBar

1 Pint Orange Juice

1 KFC Crispy Strips 6-Piece Meal

1 Piece Birthday Cake

1 Cigarette


John Live*

Nick, who is very bendy, sent me one of these pictures of his apartment, so I decided to find my place, and show all of you where I live.

As you can see, my building is just steps away from the pool, and my lovely lake.

The red arrow is pointing directly into my living room...

Making me mildly uncomfortable.

*Not at all live


Last night, I was drunk.

Yes, drunk.

The funniest part, however, is that I was damned proud of it.

I arrived at the club a little earlier than everyone else, as they offer free drinks until 11:30pm.

Not too long after, as my friends arrived, they were greeted with me presenting my arms in the fashion of a spokesmodel on "The Price Is Right" towards five totally, and one nearly empty glasses of Vodka and cranberry as I cooed...

"These were allllllllll mine!"

Much like a mother hen, showing off her new brood, all puffed up, and filled with vodka.

Er, pride...pride.


Walking around school today with my tight black button up shirt, hip-hugger khakis, and large-framed Versace glasses, adorned with the trademark Medusas, I couldn't help but think to myself...

"Wow...I must be the gayest person on the planet."

Then I got home, and saw the Christopher Lowell Show, which I've heard about, but had never actually seen, prompting me to think...

"Whooooa...second gayest John, second..."

Be well...

-JOHN-


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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