on 2002-01-26, at 3:25 a.m.
|dizboy's disturbing daily diet...
1 Peanut Butter PowerBar
1 Pint Orange Juice
1 KFC Crispy Strips 6-Piece Meal
1 Piece Birthday Cake
Nick, who is very bendy, sent me one of these pictures of his apartment, so I decided to find my place, and show all of you where I live.
As you can see, my building is just steps away from the pool, and my lovely lake.
The red arrow is pointing directly into my living room...
Making me mildly uncomfortable.
*Not at all live
Last night, I was drunk.
The funniest part, however, is that I was damned proud of it.
I arrived at the club a little earlier than everyone else, as they offer free drinks until 11:30pm.
Not too long after, as my friends arrived, they were greeted with me presenting my arms in the fashion of a spokesmodel on "The Price Is Right" towards five totally, and one nearly empty glasses of Vodka and cranberry as I cooed...
"These were allllllllll mine!"
Much like a mother hen, showing off her new brood, all puffed up, and filled with vodka.
Walking around school today with my tight black button up shirt, hip-hugger khakis, and large-framed Versace glasses, adorned with the trademark Medusas, I couldn't help but think to myself...
"Wow...I must be the gayest person on the planet."
Then I got home, and saw the Christopher Lowell Show, which I've heard about, but had never actually seen, prompting me to think...
"Whooooa...second gayest John, second..."
Prodigal Son - 11:03 pm , 11.20.06 So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish - 6:41 pm , 05.29.05 The Beginning of the End - 1:15 pm , 11.22.04 Brand Positioning - 2:13 am , 09.20.04 A Pop Culture Case Study - 9:24 pm , 08.26.04
Prodigal Son - 11:03 pm , 11.20.06
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish - 6:41 pm , 05.29.05
The Beginning of the End - 1:15 pm , 11.22.04
Brand Positioning - 2:13 am , 09.20.04
A Pop Culture Case Study - 9:24 pm , 08.26.04
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