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dizboy's Domicile
Written on 2002-01-26, at 3:25 a.m.
dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

1 Peanut Butter PowerBar

1 Pint Orange Juice

1 KFC Crispy Strips 6-Piece Meal

1 Piece Birthday Cake

1 Cigarette

John Live*

Nick, who is very bendy, sent me one of these pictures of his apartment, so I decided to find my place, and show all of you where I live.

As you can see, my building is just steps away from the pool, and my lovely lake.

The red arrow is pointing directly into my living room...

Making me mildly uncomfortable.

*Not at all live

Last night, I was drunk.

Yes, drunk.

The funniest part, however, is that I was damned proud of it.

I arrived at the club a little earlier than everyone else, as they offer free drinks until 11:30pm.

Not too long after, as my friends arrived, they were greeted with me presenting my arms in the fashion of a spokesmodel on "The Price Is Right" towards five totally, and one nearly empty glasses of Vodka and cranberry as I cooed...

"These were allllllllll mine!"

Much like a mother hen, showing off her new brood, all puffed up, and filled with vodka.

Er, pride...pride.

Walking around school today with my tight black button up shirt, hip-hugger khakis, and large-framed Versace glasses, adorned with the trademark Medusas, I couldn't help but think to myself...

"Wow...I must be the gayest person on the planet."

Then I got home, and saw the Christopher Lowell Show, which I've heard about, but had never actually seen, prompting me to think...

"Whooooa...second gayest John, second..."

Be well...


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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