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on 2002-01-26, at 3:25 a.m.
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| dizboy's disturbing daily diet... 1 Peanut Butter PowerBar 1 Pint Orange Juice 1 KFC Crispy Strips 6-Piece Meal 1 Piece Birthday Cake 1 Cigarette John Live*
Nick, who is very bendy, sent me one of these pictures of his apartment, so I decided to find my place, and show all of you where I live. As you can see, my building is just steps away from the pool, and my lovely lake. The red arrow is pointing directly into my living room... Making me mildly uncomfortable. *Not at all live Last night, I was drunk. Yes, drunk. The funniest part, however, is that I was damned proud of it. I arrived at the club a little earlier than everyone else, as they offer free drinks until 11:30pm. Not too long after, as my friends arrived, they were greeted with me presenting my arms in the fashion of a spokesmodel on "The Price Is Right" towards five totally, and one nearly empty glasses of Vodka and cranberry as I cooed... "These were allllllllll mine!" Much like a mother hen, showing off her new brood, all puffed up, and filled with vodka. Er, pride...pride. Walking around school today with my tight black button up shirt, hip-hugger khakis, and large-framed Versace glasses, adorned with the trademark Medusas, I couldn't help but think to myself... "Wow...I must be the gayest person on the planet." Then I got home, and saw the Christopher Lowell Show, which I've heard about, but had never actually seen, prompting me to think... "Whooooa...second gayest John, second..." Be well... -JOHN- |
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