on 2001-12-02, at 11:41 p.m.
|dizboy's disturbing daily diet...
1 Foot Long Honey Mustard Melt
2 M&M Cookies
1 Chocolate Santa Claus
1 Egg Roll
1 Order Orange Chicken
*Not at all live
8:00-8:30- The Simpsons
8:30-9:00- Malcolm in the Middle
9:00-11:00- Best in Show
11:00-1:00- Wonder Boys
Couple that with Chinese food, and you have the makings of a wonderful evening.
Allison: I'm just fat.
Me: Shut your hole, if you're fat, I'm fat.
Allison: You're not fat, you're like...a Twizzler.
Me: What? What the hell does that mean...ok, fine, then you're a Twix.
On a break today at work, I was sitting outside having a cigarette. As I sat there smoking, a little bee came buzzing around me. I watched it carefully, hoping it wouldn't come too close, or worse, land in my hair, where it would have little chance of escaping.
As I'm watching this little insect flit about, I suddenly think how fun it might be to have that sort of life. To be totally free, buzzing this way and that, patterns chosen by the wind.
But then he dropped dead.
I turned for just a moment to exhale, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught the little guy as he went from blissful flight to gravity's sweet embrace in less than a second.
As it lay there on the concrete, I couldn't help but wonder what brought about this poor creatures demise. Was it a tiny little insect heart attack, a reaction to my secondhand smoke, or perhaps the thought of Pauly Shore doing another movie? Who knows, but for some reason or another, I was the one and only witness to his last moments on earth.
Looking at him, wondering, pondering, I could only bring to mind one thought...
...I'm out of honey.
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Prodigal Son - 11:03 pm , 11.20.06
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish - 6:41 pm , 05.29.05
The Beginning of the End - 1:15 pm , 11.22.04
Brand Positioning - 2:13 am , 09.20.04
A Pop Culture Case Study - 9:24 pm , 08.26.04
Tired of waiting for me to
to know when I do?
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