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Have You Seen My Pussy?
Written on 2001-11-20, at 8:13 p.m.
dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

1 Order Sirloin Tips on Egg Noodles

1 Red Bull

4 Godiva Dark Chocolate Demitasses

6 Godiva Chocolate Truffles

1 Box (15 Pieces) Godiva Raspberry Chocolate Premiere Biscuits

6 Leftover Hooters Wings

John Live*

John on 5 hours of sleep.

*Not at all live

Let me now inform everyone that the question of what to name the cat hat been settled.

Because he ran away.

Yesterday morning.

I didn't write about it in the last entry as I thought that maybe he'd reappear after a few hours of romping, but thirty-five hours later, and an untouched bowl of food on the porch, I don't think he's coming back.

I had let him out for a few minutes, like I usually do, except this time he didn't do his normal "run up and down the halls and come back in"; he did his "run down the stairs and never look back".

In my weary state from working so much, I couldn't do an effective search, but I doubt he's in the area...

I went to the Humane Society after school today, to see if somehow he'd ended up there.

But, to no avail.

P.S.- If you ever want to feel incredibly guilty, spend some time walking through the kennels at a Humane Society.

Ah well...I suppose it's a fitting commentary for my social life when I can't even sustain a lasting relationship with a 5 pound animal.

I ate a lot of chocolate today.

Some delicious chocolate.

Some ungodly chocolate.

Godiva calls it a "Linzer Torte Truffle"

I call it an orgasm.

Ok, get this...

It's a milk chocolate truffle...

Encasing a center...


I wholeheartedly believe that this is the best thing that has ever been in my mouth.

Yes, ever.

Ritchie: You're such a snob.

Me: Whaaa?

Ritchie: No, for real, you could buy a Hershey bar, but instead you're spending $20 for the name...Oooh, Godiva.

Me: It's not the name, it's the chocolate.

Ritchie: Whatever, I don't see what's so special about it.

Me: Here. (handing him a truffle)

Ritchie: *pausing* Oh...I see.

So, it's back to work now...I got off at 7am this morning, went to school, got home, and slept for 5 hours.

And I get to do the same tonight...Yippee.

Oh, I may be celebrating Thanksgiving with a drag queen, I'll keep you posted.

I hope everyone's remembering to CLIX! me, as I've become a rampant ratings whore.

Be well...


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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