|Have You Seen My Pussy?|
on 2001-11-20, at 8:13 p.m.
|dizboy's disturbing daily diet...
1 Order Sirloin Tips on Egg Noodles
1 Red Bull
4 Godiva Dark Chocolate Demitasses
6 Godiva Chocolate Truffles
1 Box (15 Pieces) Godiva Raspberry Chocolate Premiere Biscuits
6 Leftover Hooters Wings
John on 5 hours of sleep.
*Not at all live
Let me now inform everyone that the question of what to name the cat hat been settled.
Because he ran away.
I didn't write about it in the last entry as I thought that maybe he'd reappear after a few hours of romping, but thirty-five hours later, and an untouched bowl of food on the porch, I don't think he's coming back.
I had let him out for a few minutes, like I usually do, except this time he didn't do his normal "run up and down the halls and come back in"; he did his "run down the stairs and never look back".
In my weary state from working so much, I couldn't do an effective search, but I doubt he's in the area...
I went to the Humane Society after school today, to see if somehow he'd ended up there.
But, to no avail.
P.S.- If you ever want to feel incredibly guilty, spend some time walking through the kennels at a Humane Society.
Ah well...I suppose it's a fitting commentary for my social life when I can't even sustain a lasting relationship with a 5 pound animal.
I ate a lot of chocolate today.
Some delicious chocolate.
Some ungodly chocolate.
Godiva calls it a "Linzer Torte Truffle"
I call it an orgasm.
Ok, get this...
It's a milk chocolate truffle...
Encasing a center...
of RASPBERRY GINGERBREAD CREAM.
I wholeheartedly believe that this is the best thing that has ever been in my mouth.
Ritchie: You're such a snob.
Ritchie: No, for real, you could buy a Hershey bar, but instead you're spending $20 for the name...Oooh, Godiva.
Me: It's not the name, it's the chocolate.
Ritchie: Whatever, I don't see what's so special about it.
Me: Here. (handing him a truffle)
Ritchie: *pausing* Oh...I see.
So, it's back to work now...I got off at 7am this morning, went to school, got home, and slept for 5 hours.
And I get to do the same tonight...Yippee.
Oh, I may be celebrating Thanksgiving with a drag queen, I'll keep you posted.
I hope everyone's remembering to CLIX! me, as I've become a rampant ratings whore.
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Prodigal Son - 11:03 pm , 11.20.06
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish - 6:41 pm , 05.29.05
The Beginning of the End - 1:15 pm , 11.22.04
Brand Positioning - 2:13 am , 09.20.04
A Pop Culture Case Study - 9:24 pm , 08.26.04
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