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Labia Majora Photos
Written on 2001-11-07, at 12:03 a.m.
dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

1 Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Breakfast Sandwich

1 Orange Juice

3 Sam Adams

1 Lemon Drop

1 Order Jack Daniels Chicken

John Live*

Not one to toot my own horn...but I think I looked pretty hot tonight...Oh, and I'm laughing at something on "The Daily Show"...just.so.you.know.

*Not at all live

I look like a heroin addict.

Well, the track markson my arms, at least.

The reason?

A hyperactive, teething kitten who is dealing with the deep seeded psychological trauma of not having a name.

I suppose, really, that the nose was becoming a little too passť, so on to the arm it goes.

However, if this southbound migration of dental relief continues, I shall have to re-evaluate both my patience, and my pain threshhold.


I'm tired, but I'd like to share a few interesting things...

First...a few of the Google searches which have turned up my diary, according to my stats page...

"Labia Majora Photos"

"Boys in Tights"

"Finger Her Urethra"

"Nude Arab Men"

God help the poor souls who came to this page looking for any of those...

And finally, something funny...

On Clix, I've gone from 1,234th place, to 21st in a matter of two days.

*SHAMELESS PLUG*By the way, thank you all, and keep voting for me!*END SHAMELESS PLUG*

So...I recieved a pseudo-hate mail from someone I had apparently far surpassed.

Going something to the effect of:

hey fag, don't think that because ur site is ranked high now that it means somthing. i read all ur shit and its stupid gay shit that makes no sense. i think ur just voting for yourself and your diary sux.

I wasn't going to reply to him, but I felt I had to...

"To His Holiness Pope John Paul II,..."

Be well...


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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