|Do I really "Gotta Have Friends"?|
on 2001-09-01, at 10:42 p.m.
|dizboy's disturbing daily diet...
1 Mashed Potatoes
1 Sweet Tea.
Shut up Steve.
There are some diaries that I get very excited about when I see that they have updated. Well, not really EXCITED!!!, but I look forward to reading them.
Which makes me think, "I wonder if there are people who look forward to reading me."
Then I figure, "Well, there's got to be at least one or two, I have 29 that list me as a favorite..."
And that just puts a whole new level of pressure on me.
Sometimes, when I'm at home, all alone (of course I'm all alone, I live by myself.), I do things like someone is watching.
You know, sort of like I'm on "The Real World", or "Big Brother".
Like, I'll walk around, making really big gestures, and sitting really sexy-like on the couch.
And when I sleep, I'll position the covers in a very risque pose, so that the cameras which are not there can catch me looking all hot and showing some skin.
Wow, I need more friends.
So, last night....Margaret Cho.
I laughed so hard I needed an adult diaper.
I highly recommend going to see her show if she'll be anywhere near you on the tour...
She does all brand new material, and it's wet-yourself-funny. (See above)
FRIEND after the show: Hey, where's the closest IHOP?
ME: There's one on Kirkman, by the Radisson hotel, just past Vineland.
FRIEND: Ok, yeah, the one right past Vineland, right?
ME: Yeah, just past Vineland, I'll meet you guys there.
ME (On Cell phone, after waiting 20 minutes.): Um, where are you guys?
FRIEND: We're here, where are you?
ME: Um, at IHOP. (I say "Um" a lot)
FRIEND: The one by the Radisson?
ME: Yes, the one by the Radisson.
FRIEND: (Silence) OH! I meant the one by the SHERATON!
ME: The one by the Sheraton, just past Vineland Road?
Friend: Vineland, what? No.
Ok, maybe I DON'T need more friends.
Prodigal Son - 11:03 pm , 11.20.06 So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish - 6:41 pm , 05.29.05 The Beginning of the End - 1:15 pm , 11.22.04 Brand Positioning - 2:13 am , 09.20.04 A Pop Culture Case Study - 9:24 pm , 08.26.04
Prodigal Son - 11:03 pm , 11.20.06
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish - 6:41 pm , 05.29.05
The Beginning of the End - 1:15 pm , 11.22.04
Brand Positioning - 2:13 am , 09.20.04
A Pop Culture Case Study - 9:24 pm , 08.26.04
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