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My feet smell like evil
Written on 2001-08-29, at 11:07 a.m.
dizboy's disturbing daily diet...

It's been three days, I've eaten a lot of shit. There.

My feet REALLY smell...
So yeah, it has been a few days, n'est pas? I think I just got Diaryland ennui, from the fact that SOMEONE REMOVED ME FROM THEIR FAVORITES.

Well then, that shouldn't bother me, but I have a fragile ego, and need constant reassurance of how great I am.



I had a dream the other night, it was quite odd...I was in a hotel lobby in Australia, only no one had the accent, but somehow, I knew I was in Australia.

So, I'm standing there, and someone sceams out...

"Does ANYONE speak FRENCH!?!?!?"

Much in the same way someone would scream out...


Hey...I thought...

I speak French.

So I ran over to see what I could do, and there was this woman babbling incomprehensively, and for some reason I couldn't understand anything she way saying...

Then I heard the word "allemande" in her ranting.

"Oh", I said to the concierge, "She's looking for the Germany convention."

Because, "allemande" means "German", you see.

School is already off to a bad start, I'm over it. I have to leave at LEAST an hour before my class starts to make it JUST in time.

Please keep in mind that I only live about 14 miles from campus.

I hate walking into class late, because I'm always so flustered, and can't concentrate.

Which is the case in my math class anyway...

I can't get anything done because I keep fantasizing about the 18-year old boy that sits next to me tearing my clothes off, and taking me on the teachers desk.

Thank god my professor doesn't call people up to the board, I thought spontaneous erections were something reserved for high schoolers.

This isn't a very funny entry, I apologize, I was up all night doing an assignment, and can't go back to sleep now as I have to work in a few hours. But I hadn't updated in a few days, so I had to put something here.

Boy, do my feet smell.

Be well...


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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