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A day late and 85 dollars short.
Written on 2001-07-14, at 1:32 p.m.
Yawn...I love sleeping late...

Yesterday was crap food day...I swear, I can't believe I even question my body when I get sick, seeing as how I give it nothing to work with. Yesterdays meal(s) were...

1 Aspirin (To combat the effects of Thursday night)

1 Can Coca-Cola (I didn't win tickets to be in Christina's new video.)

1 Bottle Apple Juice

1 Peanut Butter Cookie from Selmas

8 Chicken Nuggets from Chick-Fil-A (But they were eaten REALLY fast, so I think I lose health points)

1 Asiago Cheese Bagel from Panera (I embarrassed myself and pronounced it "Asagio". So what if I can't read?)

1 Large bag popcorn (Eaten as I saw "Legally Blonde" eh...it let me down a little...the movie, not the popcorn...)

1 bottle Cabernet Sauvignon. Which I shared. With one other person. *looking innocent*.

4 Rolos

0 Cigarettes!!!!

And that's it. I wonder if my body now is storing anything that has at least a minimal health value, as it knows that things of that nature are few and far between.


These women stayed in the store last night until 9:34pm (we close at 9). They were these inane little sorority gals who would not leave.


I'm all against violence, unless it's very, VERY justified...

And by justified, of course I mean Battlebots.

But I was about to hold these two down, and pistol whip them with the pricing gun. They could NOT take a hint.

We turned the music off.


All the associates stood at the cash wrap watching them.


We shut and LOCKED the doors.


One of the other associates became pregnant, grew, and birthed a child.


I mean, these girls were like syphillis. You couldn't get rid of them.

So....FINALLY they buy their stuff. They were acting all cute-sie with "Ohh..see it was worth the wait, you're getting an 85 dollar sale!".

We made over seven thousand dollars yesterday.


Is what I wanted to say, but instead it came out as...


No no...that wasn't it..all that came out was...

"Thanks, have a good night."

Again, there's that thing I have about thanking people in wrong situations.

Speaking of work, I'm due there in an hour, and then it's a very big night at the club this evening, so I'm sure I'll have interesting stories for you all. And if I don't...

I'll make some shit up.

Be well...


Your Host and Emcee...dizboy.

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